wakey wakey hands off snakey
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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