If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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