I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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