So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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