I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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