well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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