So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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