What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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