Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The best revenge is premature balding
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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