she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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