If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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