do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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