Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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