so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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