I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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