We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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