This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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