How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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