white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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