One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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