a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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