we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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