This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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