Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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