But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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