Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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