i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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