Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I'm really busy with my period
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