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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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