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I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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