And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
