you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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