Kiss
Puke
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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