Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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