just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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