I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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