How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My dad is sitting where you rode me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
