we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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