i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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