i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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