508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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