I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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