after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i think i just lost a toe
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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