Are we in a gay sports bar?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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