She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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