they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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