I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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