It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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