The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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