there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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