Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish i was in the wii world.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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