omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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