We won't sleep together?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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