I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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