Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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