bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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