Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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