just tell him i said nine months
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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