making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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