we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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